[11:27:35] my house is ruined [11:27:43] the basement, the finished basement, is completely flooded [11:27:52] so flooded that i don't even know where the start [11:28:17] heavy rain on top of melting snow [11:28:20] i think i paid for flood insurance [11:28:27] so i gotta look this uyp [11:28:37] i have literally spent ten minutes sweeping water into the sump pump [11:28:40] which rarely kicks in [11:28:47] and i just realized spills the water right back outside the window [11:29:00] so after coffee we gotta go get a flexible pipe or somethign to extend it up the yard for now [11:29:21] only useful when the fucking pump kicks in tho, i think the float valve is bust [11:29:51] what makes me so mad minas is this could have been avoided [11:29:58] IF THE KIDS HAD MENTIONED THE ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR SLOSHES WHEN YOU WALK ON IT [11:30:02] WHEN THEY WERE SITTING ON IT LAST NIGHT [11:30:18] BUT NO APPARENTLY NOBODY NOTICED THE ENTIRE FLOOR WAS FLOATING ON WATER [11:30:44] it's concrete on the bottom, then some kind of wood on top, then carpet [11:30:52] last night it was still contained under the wood, at 2300 [11:30:57] by this morning the carpets are soaked [11:31:19] what the fuck do you even do? soon as I drink coffee we're going to empty the downstairs, move every item up here [11:31:22] but then what? [11:31:29] are there companies you call?? [11:31:47] ashp [11:32:10] http://ezinearticles.com/?Flooded-Basement---Tips-To-Help-Ease-The-Pain&id=680203 [11:32:14] so apparently i can rent the gear i need [11:32:28] i imagine the wood will be trashed tho so that might have to get torn out and replaced with just regular padding [11:32:51] reasonable size [11:35:07] at least you can use this as an excuse to punish the kids, ashp [11:35:13] haha [11:35:16] they deserve it [11:35:26] ashp: remember the comment you made yesterday [11:35:44] ahahahaha [11:35:46] totally it [11:37:37] in my insurance email: "The water backup insurance is good however, we'd like to keep that." [11:37:40] that's a good start [11:37:41] oh thank god i'm not a cheap cunt [11:38:05] ashp: was the sentence before that [11:38:33] well [11:38:35] actually it was [11:38:45] 'We would like to remove the earthquake insurance, I'll risk that one.' [11:39:38] Oh, is ashp's house a pool now? [11:39:59] like some things, ashp wasnt a cheap cunt [11:54:09] i watched this beauty and the geek show once where this guy would get a nosebleed if he talked to girls [11:54:15] that's how i feel about the kids right now but with rage [11:55:55] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFg21x2sj-M&feature=fvsr [12:39:20] ashp, lol that sucks [12:41:22] yeah [12:41:26] we're waiting for the guy to open [12:41:31] we talked to the claims people but we gotta wait [12:43:10] Also, ashp, the comments on that video are awesome. [12:45:35] wait what happened to ashp [12:45:42] flooded basement [12:45:50] flooded it to wash away the dna from my victims [12:46:22] unlucky, all the carpets are fucked [12:46:45] heavy rain on snowmelt [12:49:49] how long have you owned this house ashp? [12:49:56] yeah [12:50:07] houses flood all the time in amsterdam [12:50:12] you can only do so much against flooding [12:50:17] er, amsterdam? i meant america [12:50:20] i don't even, so tired [12:50:29] maybe if i didn't spend all night dealing iwth flooding [12:50:57] if only tht was actually possible [12:51:01] Barbaro55a: yes, which is standard [12:51:10] not american houses [12:51:12] you have to remember: shit [12:51:21] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sump_pump [12:52:13] i am going to bash these fucking kids in the face [12:52:17] if they ask me any more questions today [12:53:06] no they are just annoying as fuck [12:53:21] if they had told me last night i could have got to the pump earlier :/ [13:01:55] like d2 knows what people do at work [13:48:56] oh my fucking god [13:48:59] my wife is so stupid [13:49:12] she bought a hose to attach to the pipe right [13:49:23] but it's exactly the same size as the pipe so you can't fit it inside or over the pipe [13:49:25] and we have no duct tape [13:49:30] and she literally cannot understand what i am saying to her [13:49:42] i made her go outside in the rain to try it herself so maybe she can fucking understand basic facts [13:49:51] i mean seriously how fucking hard is it to understand [13:49:57] they are the same size and therefore cannot be connected [13:50:01] why arent you at work ashp you fucking slacker [13:50:03] if she manages it now i'll kill myself [13:50:10] Frools: BECAUSE MY BASEMENT IS UNDER WATER AND MY WIFE IS INEPT [13:50:15] we had some, dominic stole it and it can't be found [13:51:02] hahaha [13:51:27] i need to find a flooding company now [13:51:30] then just keep receipts for insurance [13:52:40] yeah we did [13:52:43] the agent told us that [13:54:08] pump works fine [13:54:10] it's just too flooded [13:54:14] i hear it kicking off right now [13:54:22] admittedly the float was stuck but THEY don't know that [14:12:15] i am going to steal DA2 [14:12:20] i want to play it but not enough to buy it [14:18:28] i am reading a MaZ post on the PL forum [14:18:38] "Yeah, thereѕ unicodе watermarking running now." [14:18:43] sounds gay as fuck [14:19:39] i am reading their 'inner circle' forum [14:19:53] 'Sticky: This section is dedicated for administrators' [14:19:53] oh ok [14:20:16] 'By way of deception, thou shalt do war(LEAK ANY OF THIS AND DIE)' [14:20:20] this should be entertaining [14:20:34] ashp: there's really nothing bad in there xD [14:20:57] pl were always shitty posters [14:21:00] i see nothing has changed [14:21:27] as an ex-PL i can confirm this [14:23:23] i wonder what goons will do with phreezes 41B [14:25:05] also ashp, it's ridiculous how much money they managed to scam off people in the last few weeks :x [14:27:32] oh eve people are so retarded [14:27:36] basically trust nobody, ever [14:27:50] and yet people are like 'what's that? give you 41B isk? sure ok seems reasonable' [14:28:34] i wish i could scam ashp irl [14:28:43] out of two of the kids? [14:28:46] do it [14:30:33] jokes on you [14:30:35] it aint worth shit [14:36:42] this day has been gayer then ashp's underwear [14:38:55] IS IT PANCAKE DAY TOMORROW [14:38:59] BITCH BETTER MAKE CREPES THEN [14:47:42] ashp's qoute is particularly accurate [14:54:23] oh my god my wife is so dumb [14:55:19] if she brings me [14:55:25] one more fucking 1 1/2" connnector [14:55:28] i will stab her in the goddamn face [14:55:33] IT'S TOO FUCKING SMALL [14:55:36] GET THE BIGGER ONE [14:55:53] ashp: she's used to small things [14:56:21] lol [14:57:14] also, predicting that ashp's wife is actually very tech savvy [14:57:23] and is just the world's greatest ashp troll [15:01:31] no believe me [15:01:35] there's no clever trolling [15:44:11] did ashp mop up his new pool yet [15:49:15] it's under carpeting fuckface [15:49:25] still getting all the shit out of the basement and fucking around with hose [15:49:31] which failed fyi due to water pressure because my wife is inept [15:49:38] so we're going to go home depot so i can do it properly once the kid wakes up [18:29:42] well, now i'm a plumber [18:29:52] one elbow joint, one other straight connector and some pipes [18:30:00] and now my sump pump won't splurt the water next to itself [18:41:44] someone send me some newegg invoices for like 20 ssd's [18:41:49] so i can add them to my insurance claim [21:53:01] suck a thousand dicks ahp [21:53:08] hi ashp [22:35:57] goddamn GODDAMN [22:35:58] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6L5S14ygY [22:35:59] so fucking good [22:47:15] haha ashp [00:04:18] here's how java works: http://www.coderetard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-retard.JPG [00:04:51] ashp: is your pool warmed up yet? [00:05:04] yeah, want to take a dip? hope you break your faces on the floor [00:05:27] ashp [00:05:45] oh hahahaha you made a funny!! [00:06:56] yeah you figured it out [00:08:58] http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/03/07/nyregion/20110307CAMDEN-slide-HVU4/20110307CAMDEN-slide-HVU4-slide.jpg [00:09:02] if you didn't know better [00:09:06] you'd think this is some third world shithole [00:09:11] (you'd be right, it's america) [00:11:26] important research [00:11:27] http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/03/04/us-genital-idUSTRE7230RO20110304 [00:11:31] time to measure your taints [00:23:04] ashp [01:22:41] goddamn ron swanson rules [01:22:45] a turkey leg wrapped in bacon [01:22:52] ashp: c [01:23:11] i want one right now [01:24:15] ashp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxnhhvv_tYo [01:26:00] also ashp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAMwsFVXRo4 [14:42:07] ashp's been quiet today [14:44:23] fuck you [14:44:29] hahaha my nephew is super excited [14:44:34] PANCAKES FOR DINNER? HOLY SHIT [14:44:50] best day of the year [14:44:57] i told lila to make sure we have crepes, fuck the basement [14:45:10] americans are stupid [14:45:12] if i say pancakes [14:45:18] she'll make american shit ones [14:53:45] foob are you having pancakes for dinner? [14:54:26] you better foob [14:54:33] KomradeVirtunov: it's pancake day, dumkopf [14:55:11] ja, sehr gut pancakes!! prima!! [14:55:15] hey ashp [14:55:39] what video [14:55:59] sounds gay [15:10:03] if this developer [15:10:08] bitches about rdp beign slower than his desktop again [15:10:10] i will stab him in the face [15:12:15] nice [15:12:20] i hope he gets changed in the elections [15:12:31] it pisses me off how useless and terrible he is [15:40:36] my boss is such a cunt [15:40:41] the developers have slow speeds when rdping from home [15:40:44] and they all use macs [15:40:54] and i keep saying GIVE HIM A SPARE LAPTOP AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BOTH THEN YOU KNOW IT'S NOT HTE MAC [15:40:57] and he keeps ignoring me [15:41:09] and i got another coworker to shout the same thing and he agreed [15:45:47] well it's not like they are people [16:02:23] minas will you buy me a 128G ssd? [19:00:23] oh look [19:00:27] drakma sounding like an asshole [19:00:33] 'if you don't know how to do something fuck you for trying' [19:02:08] DarkFlare: for being an asshole you have to write him a 1500 word article with pictures to help him put it together [19:02:19] or i will make you talk to jks for an hour [19:30:41] aliens have started [19:31:50] stoat is the center of the invasion [20:44:28] surely has already been linked by ashp [20:45:19] I don't look at ashp's links [20:45:23] it should be a picture of a cunt [20:45:25] terrible design!! [20:45:32] because i'm GAY get it!!!! [20:45:41] (aka fuck you stoat) [20:53:35] arrcher is always good [21:24:04] so this is the second week of my wife going to the gym, it might be a miracle [21:27:39] stoat IS faggotry [21:29:10] much like irc [21:31:23] i can't WAIT for pancakes [21:31:24] FUCK YEAH [21:31:43] LuigiThirty: fm2011 11.3 out you little fuckface [21:46:47] my boss sent me this real terse grumpy sounding email [21:46:53] so i used it as the basis for my reply to the dean of students [21:46:59] he just sent me 'take care of this please.' and nothing else [21:47:03] so i forwarded it on, hope he likes it [21:47:35] nah fuck him [21:47:37] it's only my bosses boss [21:47:54] i think his soon to be born third child is sending him mental lately [21:53:23] chrome rules [21:53:37] and if i say it, you know it must be true [21:54:04] ccc [21:54:10] instead of useless you mean? [21:54:23] i like it best when you type something from ages ago and it takes like 15 seconds to drag it up [22:01:18] *** ashp sets mode: +b *!*asdfgh@*.tampfl.fios.verizon.net [22:01:26] anyone want to assist the l30 banning?? [22:01:46] *** LuigiThirty was kicked by ashp (no ok i'll boggle him the fuck outta here myself) [22:03:05] *** ashp sets mode: -b *!*asdfgh@*.tampfl.fios.verizon.net [22:03:05] sorry ashp I wasnt paying attention [22:03:08] he'll come back, like a worm [00:57:48] gonna rage on your face [01:02:38] macs are awesome [01:03:04] in fact you probably made ashp's day [01:04:47] wait trigger [01:04:55] what's going on here [01:04:59] who uses usenet for music, lollll [01:05:06] hahaha [01:05:10] this is the stupidest shit i ever heard [01:05:13] stop it at once [01:05:15] ashp phrix is being a fucking derp [01:05:21] phrix you mega derp [01:05:30] i get the tiny amount of music i download off what.cd [01:05:34] or i just listen to it on rdio [01:26:56] if frools got a massive zoom lens [01:26:59] like a fucking mega size one [01:27:03] he might be able to find his own penis [01:27:22] i know that was pretty terrible [01:27:29] i am tired, it was all i could be :effort: [13:50:26] I need ashp [13:50:35] where is ashp when you finally need him [13:50:55] ashp is busy using a bucket to keep the water level down [14:04:43] 13:50 where is ashp when you finally need him [14:05:49] yes [14:28:41] wife knows what the fuck: http://notalwaysright.com/to-have-and-to-hang-up/10551 [14:28:44] before i click d2 [14:28:46] are there tits [14:29:17] useless cunt kv [14:33:45] haha ashp [14:37:52] not to mention FUCK YOU KV [14:52:44] there wasnt at the time ashp, I didnt put a sfw as well, you never know with those threads [15:20:30] tempted to play civ 5 now [15:20:49] always [15:21:09] ashp needs a distraction from his new underground pool activities [15:23:44] waiting for this guy to give me a repair estimate [15:23:52] he seemed unconvinced my insurance would cover it [15:34:07] frools [15:34:09] what is worse [15:34:11] fm2011 or eve online [17:56:20] so i have a $3000 quote to clean up my basement :( [17:56:23] i still can't get a straight answer on if they bill insurance directly [17:56:47] ground water seepage, all the carpets are fucked [17:56:53] ashp tried plumbing [17:57:08] it sucks, i just want someone to come and fix it [17:57:17] but i'm stuck because i don't want to get it done, have insurance deny it, and be fucked [17:57:22] they said to go ahead and get it sorted and just keep receipts tho [17:58:59] exactly [17:59:03] i don't trust those shifty cunts [18:40:00] haha [18:40:51] http://i.imgur.com/AmySs.png [18:40:59] hahahahaha this may be the best thing i've see ntoday [18:42:11] next time i'm hiring [18:42:13] i will totally do the same [18:45:58] fuck you d2!!!! [18:48:32] sup hurricane [18:49:03] lol ashp [18:49:33] like me, i bin anyone with a degree [18:49:35] as i don't have one [18:49:40] uppity cunts, going to school [21:16:14] i cannot believe this guy i know is able to sell isk in eve [21:16:18] why would people spend money on eve [21:17:06] $25 for a bil apparently [21:17:08] it just blows my mind [21:17:31] i bet he's make more if he just, you know, got a real fucking job [21:19:01] this guy seems to be saying that he's made $11,000 in 3 years, hahaha [21:19:06] jesus who has 7 grand to drop on eve [21:19:32] if i had 7 grand i'd buy a fence [21:19:47] entity is on that list!! [21:20:51] what i never understand is how they make enough isk to sell [21:24:47] a few goons were busted buying from that guy [21:26:04] must be or nobody would use it [21:27:02] Initial estimates indicated that the total sales for the site were approximately $345,000 [21:27:06] nice business [21:27:11] shame that now the stuff is in the public ccp are gonna fuck them [21:27:32] As of March 4, the data indicates that they had more than 2 trillion ISK and 5,540 PLEX (worth approximately 1.9 trillion ISK by current values – or about $82,800 in game time value), along with relatively large stockpiles of faction ships, high-end implants and characters [21:27:37] holy shit [21:27:58] . A significant number of character names listed in the purchases are by obvious alt characters, many of which were created right before the purchase and/or deleted after the purchase was concluded in an apparent effort to cover their tracks. [21:28:02] hahaha yeah that'll work [21:31:18] HellGremlin: you actually have 1.1T? give it all away in jita to the next person to say 'fuck' in local [21:31:51] give it all to me so i can sell it for $25 a bil [21:32:16] jesus christ [21:32:29] if i was you hellgremlin [21:32:36] i would buy out some entire segment of the market in jita [21:32:39] just to ruin things [21:32:49] maybe buy all the stront in the game or something [21:33:26] i'm telling you, use it to ruin everyone [21:33:32] if you can't make people cry you don't deserve it [21:33:58] maybeWTF: is this yours or what? [21:35:02] i just assume it's a scam like everything else ever [21:35:12] let real winners take the low end stuff [21:35:17] ensure the expensive stuff goes to mates [21:36:08] HellGremlin: give me 1T or i'll make you hang out with jks and l30 for an entire day [21:38:29] ashp we're so bad at eve :/ [21:38:37] D2: i was always terrible at eve [21:38:43] D2: did i tell you my resub adventures? [21:38:50] D2: trained for t3, bought a tengu, straight into a gatecamp [21:38:55] lost it to dramiels [21:39:09] it was very me [21:39:18] http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/514071 [21:39:32] d2 it gets more shameful [21:39:39] i'm just slowly running cosmos missions for trade alt standings [21:39:41] as it's the least effort [21:39:58] Entity: are you richer than 1.1T you cunt? [21:42:15] Entity: what's your net worth you reckon? [21:46:06] ashp: no clue. somewhere between 4 and 5T [21:48:54] stoat [21:48:58] you're like ron swanson [21:49:03] work for the government but fucking hates the government [22:25:46] hey minas [22:25:48] where is minas :/ [22:50:02] sup ashp? [22:51:44] majesty 2, terrible or not? [22:52:22] i figured :( [22:52:30] i am bored shitless so i was poking around steam [23:35:25] so is dragon age 2 terrible or what [23:43:02] a mac lol [23:43:21] i am so bored tonight :/ [13:48:52] ashp still trying to get his house dry? [14:08:44] sup bitches [14:09:01] i hate people who bitch about unions [14:09:07] they should be bitching their job isn't as good as unions [14:09:13] ashp: no shit [14:09:22] Snowman: they just never get that [14:09:28] Snowman: we're like dogs fighting over scraps at the masters table [14:09:46] ashp: hey those union guys have better compensation because they fucking fight for it as a group [14:10:09] Snowman: even the union guys have such a tiny slice of the pie [14:10:18] Snowman: that it's hilarious we're fighting each other over $20-30k [14:10:23] when the rich are taking in BILLIONS and BILLIONS [14:10:33] ashp, closet socialist? [14:11:03] i'm not a closet socialist [14:11:20] actually i'm not a outright socialist as i think competition is important to make things better [14:11:25] but the current situation is fucked up [14:12:27] oh my god [14:12:30] these fucking people at work [14:12:32] want me to make an sftp account [14:12:36] for the harvard law school tea party [14:14:14] i should make the username 'obamarules' [14:20:03] i bounced that tea party shit to the guy that approves it to delay them [14:29:25] death to america [14:35:54] well, you'reo ut of luck [14:35:55] there's no good people there [14:38:17] i'd say use kimsufi but they are french i guess, not english [15:09:06] http://i.imgur.com/NBfqO.jpg [15:10:18] ashp is shit [15:20:57] oh god, more eu3 shit [15:21:10] i have taken to patching production boxes in the daytime [15:21:15] sneakily removing them from monitoring to do so [15:21:26] i am a monster [15:21:44] probably [15:21:48] but otherwise it never ever happens [15:21:50] nobody ever wants to reboot [15:47:22] if you don't love lionel you can get out [16:04:12] my wife takes the blurriest pics [16:04:13] http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196206_10150105887467747_529932746_6415565_1627906_n.jpg [16:06:01] ashp, i would like to rent your wife [16:06:33] you have to buy me a fence [16:06:55] i hate you rami :( [16:06:57] you have to clear the snow from ashp's yard [16:07:05] why ashp ? [16:07:24] hahahaha minas [16:17:46] hahaha apple [16:17:49] are now charging for xcode [16:17:50] worst company [16:19:23] what ashp [16:20:01] yeah [16:20:07] apparently they claim it's related to some SOX accounting shit [16:20:22] something to do with any major upgrade needs a charge so they can put it as immediate revenue rather than deferred [16:20:26] it makes no sense and sounds like bullshit [18:32:16] ashp: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3394936&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=47#post389070082 [19:09:19] haha is walker [19:09:23] really trying to lock the dems out of the vote [19:09:25] america is hilarious [19:09:53] I bet you are glad you moved there ashp [19:10:04] it's just [19:10:05] mental [19:10:51] when the kids are 18 [19:10:54] we're coming home because fuck america [19:57:17] god i fucking hate dealing with insurance companes [19:57:25] Frools: give me all your old eve chars so i can use them to grief my own alliance [20:00:36] you probably do [20:00:44] at least one of you has quit and does [20:05:04] ashp still playing eve [20:05:22] i just want to grief goonswarm [20:05:25] this is a good goal :( [20:05:32] i just got off the phone with insurance, and: [20:05:35] 19:57 <%ashp> god i fucking hate dealing with insurance companes [20:16:11] bind is terrible [20:16:12] don't use it [20:30:44] stoat give me your 120M sp char so i can ruin it tia [20:31:07] ashp: 2k plz [20:32:05] what a creeper: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364924/Primary-school-teacher-pictured-pupils-undressing-using-hidden-pen-camera.html [20:32:19] stoat: lol, will someone really pay you 2k for that? [20:32:27] if so what is stopping you, sell that shit, buy another gun [20:34:03] sell it now before it drops more, dumbass [20:37:59] telling you, just give it to me to ruin [20:38:03] i'll train it for inept useless shit [20:39:08] then sell it :( [20:39:14] don't just hold on because it'll get worse and worse [20:39:24] want me to advertise it to retarded goons for real money? [20:39:36] they love spending real money on shit [20:40:07] oh then throw up an ad on eveo you lazy cunt [20:40:21] who cares if they get banned as long as you get your money [20:40:30] man, i wonder how much isk you could sell it for, 30B? [20:41:00] jesus christ, i didn't know you had two [20:41:20] you can probably scrape 100b out of that [20:41:27] my buddy sells isk for $25 a bil [20:41:35] so 2500 for the lot :/ [20:41:47] seems not so great, bet you could get more just selling the chars [20:43:01] i sold my chars to goons [20:43:06] i got about 1500 in toatl [20:43:09] total, too [20:43:29] you know you're just going to hold onto these forever and never sell [20:43:42] got a link to the skills of the 140m one? [20:44:08] blops [20:44:35] you have things trained i've never heard of [20:44:43] 'Projected Electronic Counter Measure' [20:45:36] ice harvesting V, fuckin sold, i'll pay anything now [20:46:24] your lowest sp one has the best name [20:46:54] you really should sell this shit, it'll be worth a fortune [20:47:05] back when i was addicted this is the shit i'd have paid good money for [21:01:27] our developers are fucking terrible, i hate them all [21:20:27] a metal monkey with long hair would rule [21:29:45] my kid gashed all her fingers open with a tape measure [21:29:52] now she's off ot hospital and so am i bye [21:31:24] my kid [21:38:12] what really happened: ashp cut his kid with something while trying to beat the kid up [23:36:06] i came home instead of the hospital assuming she'd be almost done and she has been there for over 1:30 without even registering, fuck america [23:37:45] i wish i'd gone straight there now, fuck :/ [23:39:04] my kid cut her hand open [23:39:07] playing with a metal tape measure [23:39:11] let it retract along her fingers [23:39:40] she's 2 bro [23:40:21] depends on how deep the cuts are [23:40:27] it's more a 'might as well be careful' thing [23:42:07] apparently she just saw the intake nurse and 'she doesn't think they can stitch it' [23:42:13] i don't know if that's good or bad. [23:43:05] probably just slap some tape around the flap of skin [23:43:06] let it heal naturally [23:43:12] mim: i hate those tours [23:43:17] mim: YES ITS ROWS OF COMPUTERS HOW BORING [23:43:36] hahahahaha [00:13:49] http://i.imgur.com/N0wTK.gif [00:14:26] everything i post is THE TITS [00:14:43] that cat is what i do when i click on a thread l30 posted in [00:19:38] ashp [00:19:46] yeah [00:20:13] no my kid [00:20:15] you stupid cunt [00:20:18] the 2.5 year old [00:21:18] her [00:21:19] her name is violet [00:21:24] goddamn how are you unaware my kid is a girl [00:22:05] http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16196890/Photo%20on%202011-02-21%20at%2018.36%20%232.jpg [00:28:16] stoat: you're replaced: http://weatherspark.com/?#graphs;a=USA/MA/Fitchburg [01:23:12] so my kid apparently is wearing [01:23:15] an artificial scab [01:23:17] that sounds awesome [01:23:25] ashp [01:24:33] no it's some kind of foam [01:37:16] SHUT UP ALL OF YOU [01:37:50] ashp hows Vi who whichever child it was that was cutting themselves [01:39:18] D2: she's got a giant hand glove on and a bunch of other crap, poor kid [01:39:25] me and d2 are going to team up and win eve one day [01:39:51] i will tomorrow, she's crashed out [01:44:37] http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/03/10/watching-uproar-wisconsin-protests-time-remember-unions-make-lives-better/ [01:44:41] this is ... unexpected from fox news [01:46:21] yeah they are saying good things about unions [01:48:03] ashp [01:48:58] ashp: columnist is going to 'go missing' [01:49:56] oh apparently it's just some commnity space they have [02:26:38] want some nanobots [14:22:47] morning cunts [14:23:42] ahaha email from my wife [14:23:47] "violet is watching some dennis and gnasher cartoon? She is enthralled" [14:23:50] fuck yeah, gnasher rules [14:24:37] damn right [14:27:18] i love how she loves anything english [14:27:21] she's always totally in love instantly [14:28:42] soon [14:36:02] www.law.harvard.edu/students/orgs/teaparty/ [14:36:04] i should leave that up [14:43:32] so uh [14:43:34] japan is destroyed [14:43:36] where's godzilla [14:43:50] i was busy dealing with my kid [14:43:51] you CUNT [14:47:09] looks angry [14:51:08] also ashp, did your kid bleed to death? [14:51:21] yes [14:51:53] she's alright [14:52:00] she has a cool foam 'artifical scab', whatever the fuck that is [14:52:09] it hurts from time to time and she cries, but she's ok [14:52:45] no japan, where will l30 get his animes from now :( [14:53:27] hahahaha [16:08:35] http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197810_10150411422520464_874325463_17039902_5226163_n.jpg [16:12:05] my other pics or that pic? [16:12:13] oh ok [16:12:20] probably not on purpose, i just have dumb pics of my kid in there [16:18:18] hahah fuckin house [16:19:45] OBAMA DID IT [16:36:11] oh chuck norris [16:36:11] http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=271521 [19:41:12] my fucking legs oh god oh god [19:41:14] i am such a vag now [19:46:23] ccc [19:55:11] sounds gay [20:23:21] i'd say that's kv's job [20:23:27] but he's not even allowed to do that, lolololol [20:24:09] ashp: Gskellig and I are the sysadmins for this company. [20:24:17] You're both faggots, also [20:24:23] do you jerk each other off in the server room [20:24:58] my poor legs [20:24:58] i can barely walk down stairs [20:27:53] i wish eve wasn't terrible [20:27:56] because i don't want to hate it :( [20:53:37] http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2011/03/solar-power.html [20:55:15] gonna block urs [21:03:15] wow this is [21:03:17] something jks would like [21:03:18] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CD2LRROpph0 [23:24:16] welp i see japan is gonna have a nuke meltdown [23:24:20] GODZILLA STARTS HERE [00:36:06] fuck everyone! [00:42:21] my taxi driver told me how he wants to buy a house and build a recording studio [00:42:24] but can't afford $150 headphones [00:43:34] he also said he's played with godsmack [00:44:18] hahah like on tour [00:44:19] he was lol [00:45:21] WHY DOES PIERS MORGAN HAVE A FUCKING CNN SHOW [00:45:22] WHY [00:45:24] WHY THE FUCK IS THAT [00:45:30] ashp: the same reason nacy grace has one [00:48:58] i should steal homefront [00:49:00] it looks alright [00:49:16] yes ashp do it [01:11:03] GODZILLA IS COMING [01:11:05] GODZILLA IS COMING [01:26:21] NIGGER RUNNING [01:26:23] COPS IS THE BEST SHOW [01:26:30] he pretended he didn't know his own last name [01:29:37] hahaha [01:29:44] poor fucking guy, getting arrested for that [01:29:47] trying to be helpful :( [01:30:01] ashp: no they let him go [01:30:13] oh that's good [01:30:22] i could watch cops all night [01:30:24] and when i'm alone i do [01:30:25] is that weird [01:30:32] hour after hour of cops [01:30:51] bait car should be authorized to euthanise people getting in [01:35:11] it'd be like living in ashp's basement [01:36:17] why do people on cops tell the cops things [01:37:03] what the fuck [01:39:38] hahaha the cops are mad [01:39:44] because this guy won't take the rap for his girlfriend [01:39:56] ashp let me guess [01:39:59] he's like IF YOU'RE A STANDUP GUY YOU'LL SAY THIS HEROIN IS ALL YOURS [01:40:58] fuck the dailymail [01:41:32] the rift ads look terrible [01:48:42] hahah they are telling this 8 month pregnant woman she's going to have her baby in jail after they found weed in the car [01:50:45] mexi babby daddy said it was his in the end [01:51:21] itt tech, wish i could go [01:51:24] i bet kv graduated from itt [01:51:39] ashp were you stuck in a dead end job [01:51:46] yes, sucking dicks in a parking lot [01:51:51] but now i'm a senior sysadmin [01:52:12] ashp, I too am a senior sysadmin. [01:52:31] i'm super lazy so you're probably better than me [01:53:31] i have an actual certification now [01:53:31] i rule [01:53:54] i have a RHCSA and RHCE [01:54:08] yeah [01:54:09] ArachV0id: yes ashp is gay [01:54:30] my cert is rainbow coloured [01:54:34] ashp why dont you get your CISSP [01:54:43] i thought about doing a CCNA [01:54:46] i don't need it but.. [01:55:15] i don't know what a cissp is [01:55:48] no [01:55:53] they split it across two exams [01:56:09] CISSP is some ISC shit? [01:56:35] ashp: yeah [01:56:41] looks boring :( [02:31:11] http://i.imgur.com/9vCAF.jpg lol [13:23:31] all i can say is [13:23:35] if this happened in america [13:23:39] every fucking power plant would explode [13:23:45] as building codes in america are laffo bad [13:23:51] ashp: if a 9.1 happened anywhere in america [13:24:01] stoat: ccc [13:29:34] haha are people on fb really saying this is 'karma for pearl harbour' [13:30:06] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na7rqE7JhIA this is the worst youtube video yet [13:30:24] if you don't use adblock [13:30:25] fuck you [13:31:34] man these pics [13:31:36] why the fuck d2 [13:31:40] would you not block ads ever [13:36:03] whatever adblock gets rid of [13:48:46] *** ashp sets mode: +b *!*dongs@*.lm.shawcable.net [13:48:53] *** Mud was kicked by ashp (LOOLOLOLOL) [13:48:58] *** ashp sets mode: -b *!*dongs@*.lm.shawcable.net [13:49:08] *** ashp was kicked by Deepflame (LOOLOLOLOL) [13:49:59] *** Joins: ashp (ashp@coldfront-80E49FDF.ovh.net) [13:52:25] http://ignorantandonline.tumblr.com/ lol [13:57:25] wow, fucking fb [13:57:27] check out this shit: [13:57:27] Kyle Ayotte lets remember that sunken ship we still have in pearl harbor to remind us of wat the japs did to us so i hope that stupid nigger of a president wakes up with the rest of u retards in this country and dont send a god damn thing over to japan let them fuckin suffer and have godzilla come save them [14:02:17] HellGremlin: they did, fuckface, i linked it before [14:02:24] i am sending this one guy on fb this: 'You are an ignorant, racist, fuckhole and you have a stupid hat in your profile. I hate you.' [14:02:33] http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905144739 [14:02:37] look at his status update and his face [14:02:50] http://ignorantandonline.tumblr.com/ see [14:04:46] ashp [14:05:36] what? [14:06:07] man reading that up to 5 power plants are at risk now is scar [14:06:14] poor fucking japanese bastards :/ [14:06:50] he worked for a 2 person plumbing company [14:06:58] they don't have shit in the way of linkedin or online profile [15:00:27] you are the worst, mud [15:00:32] you are the cancer of irc [15:19:31] god i'm bored :/ [15:22:20] http://i.imgur.com/sy9pf.jpg [15:31:23] http://i.imgur.com/fuHqk.jpg whoa [19:25:08] i was going to play fallout 1 but i can't be bothered [19:25:13] then i loaded up fm2011 and quit that too [19:25:28] wonder what i should load and quit next [19:36:55] i was thinking of stealing da2 [19:36:57] but i just can't be bothered [19:37:02] i never got into stalker despite owning it [19:37:16] i have, uh, clear sky apparently [19:37:44] did they ever release unofficial patches? [19:37:49] i tried clear sky but i had no idea what i was doing [19:37:52] i'd get to a boat and get owned [19:38:21] where's the clear sky one, maybe i should try it again, i never really understood what was going on [19:40:16] find me this patch you nignog :/ [19:40:24] as there's tons of shitty mods for it [19:40:30] i just want the one that isn't bad [19:42:24] this is the trouble with games like this, figuring out which of the 1000 uncompleted mods make it less shit [19:43:02] ashp: with the stalker games theres one amazing, fairly complete mod for each game [19:43:26] ah, clever [19:44:46] i'll give it a whirl, you convinced me faggo [19:45:31] maybe i should buy pripyat too sometime [19:45:37] was pripyat any good? [19:45:50] it's only $15 [19:46:13] fuck it, i'll get pripyat, give it a shot [19:47:31] maybe i'll try pripyat first just as it's new to me [19:47:55] they have the pripyat compete out as of the 9th [19:48:39] jesus christ, another new one? these cunts go fast [20:12:25] Gskellig: hey it says right here [20:12:31] 'After your journey ends with the “good” ending, you’ll get the dialogue that will let you continue the game in freeplay mode, allowing creatures and NPCs to migrate freely about in the environment.' [20:12:35] so you don't have to end it [20:12:45] that's for the original tho [20:12:50] no idea about the rest [20:12:58] game [20:13:04] yeah [20:18:34] http://i.imgur.com/obty5.gif [20:18:36] i.. i do want this [20:28:29] but then again, it's ashp linking it [22:16:33] i once listed to some audiobooks [22:16:41] recorded in SPO KAN WASHING TON [22:17:09] so now anytime i read spokane i mentally hear that motherfucker [22:17:11] speaking weirdly and slowly [22:33:31] ashp, everyone in spokane speaks slowly [22:52:19] < 40 is 5%, no matter what you put in, > 40 is 10% [22:52:23] at my place [22:52:54] ha, i can put in 0 to get 5%, owned [22:53:10] http://www.employment.harvard.edu/images/retirement-inside.jpg look at those smug old fucks [22:53:28] touche [23:24:14] i'll be working until i'm ~1500 or so [23:29:47] after that i'll retire for several thousand years probably [23:36:00] hahahahaha [00:05:08] ahahahaha [00:09:18] you need to find an unloaded gun [00:09:18] or two [00:09:27] and go out there and start rolling around like you're in the matrix [00:09:36] really awkwardly while shouting BANG YOU'RE DEAD, AND YOU, AND YOU at them [00:11:47] poor bastards [01:09:16] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c [01:09:18] ahahahahahahaha [01:49:56] fuck stalker, i keep getting obnoxious micropauses that fuck everything up [13:14:58] oh my fucking god, do want: http://i.imgur.com/8D4XA.jpg [13:18:19] win it, buy a waterslide to your private pool [13:18:26] that is some serious good use for wealth [13:30:22] l30 give me any eve characters you have left, i wish to ruin them [13:30:43] just give me the accounts and i'll do that [13:31:17] i was just going to get your real name/email and fuck with you :/ [13:33:34] how to properly buy isk: don't. [13:33:38] sup ashp [13:33:44] fyi they can trace any transaction through cans, no problem [13:33:47] minas: OH FUCK [13:33:51] DID I MISS CRUFTS GODDAMN [13:34:43] not even on here, weird [13:34:48] would expect repeats [13:35:57] there's basically no way to launder isk that they cannot follow given motivation [13:36:04] you basically rely on ccp being shit and inept [13:38:49] but ashp [13:39:03] yeah, that's why people launder isk all the time [13:39:32] woah, ashp [13:39:43] they seem unable to even look for shit like 'high wallet turnover of large round numbers' to keep an eye out for isk sellers, so [13:39:48] minas: holy shit [13:39:53] minas: that rules, i fucking hate rebels [13:40:08] so you just pick some guys to be rebel hunters? [13:40:17] haha it probably invades france instead [13:41:07] sup HellGremlin [13:42:01] i'd feel bad for you but i got woken up at 2am by a kid sobbing about being 'scared' [13:42:34] nobody would do it [13:42:37] nobody is that desperate [13:42:47] just like who the fuck runs lvl3's by hand? you just bot that shit [13:45:37] i don't because i refuse to play money for things [13:45:41] but i know lots of people who do [13:45:52] a tengu, evebot or hbot, endless isk [13:46:23] d2 i heard tere's good money in caldari militia tho, all you need is a bomber [14:16:44] REMEMBER PEARL HARBOUR, REVENGE [14:16:55] i started sending some kid saying that abuse on fb yesteray [14:17:05] told him his gf was fat and he looked like a douchebag [14:17:44] there's a website tracking them [14:17:48] http://ignorantandonline.tumblr.com/ [14:17:51] there may be a spot in a cosy internment camp for you ashp [14:19:44] how are these people not just murdered by their neighbors [14:19:49] http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz2crQ42Q1qi07wto1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1300112345&Signature=s5Z5LhOTvyatGowxc7gNbGDzYFw%3D [14:21:44] sadly they are that stupid :( [14:25:28] fuck you snownig [14:26:29] Hey ashp [14:26:45] hahaha, awesome [14:27:17] lol [14:27:53] THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS [16:09:42] http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132593073 these rule [16:14:09] http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/rxi.jpg [16:17:41] http://i.imgur.com/Uqszg.jpg [16:17:44] bet laythun knows that one :/ [16:18:55] http://i51.tinypic.com/6rr5o9.jpg [16:20:46] http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/s27.jpg hahahaha [16:20:53] Snowman: yep, my wife has done that one [16:21:43] did you ever post pics of your kids LIFE THREATENING OMG EMERGENCY hand booboo ashp [16:21:46] http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/s2u.jpg they've met my wife [16:21:49] Frools: yeah [16:22:10] it looks freakish now thanks to the 'dermabond' patch [16:22:17] i had to change/clean it today [16:22:52] http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197810_10150411422520464_874325463_17039902_5226163_n.jpg [16:23:03] i didn't photograph the actual wound, not easily done [16:24:19] yeah, metal tape measure, dumbass kid [16:24:49] http://tinyurl.com/49t9kt8 [16:26:00] http://i.imgur.com/9yBud.jpg a little too specific :/ [16:28:56] http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/srr.jpg [16:29:31] hope it never comes back, ranger [16:30:08] time to switch to the clothing tape measure ashp [16:30:50] KomradeVirtunov: http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/stb.jpg [16:32:49] if i made one i'd just have it say 'SORRY I FUCKED THAT GUY [FACE] BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME FROM GOING OUT?' [16:32:51] as that's woman logic [16:35:04] KomradeVirtunov: it's your own fault for answering that call from your boss [16:35:13] HellGremlin: not really [16:35:15] all our jokes are aids [16:55:58] weird, scottish people being intelligent: http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/education/Children-will-need-skills-not.2338472.jp [18:58:20] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axqRgDkWXA0 fucking hated this game [19:01:23] well, he has a point [19:05:14] btw ashp I apologize for my continued jokes on you liking thin women, and subsequently moving to america [19:32:53] ahp and ashp [19:37:24] whereas ashp was born in nigeria [20:49:12] why do i do these things [20:49:19] i almost paid for total war napoleon [20:49:26] i own total war and it fucking sucks [20:49:31] i doubt the napoleon one is better [20:58:25] Napoleon is a better game. It's basically the majority of what Empires should have been without all the horrible glitches and poor gameplay, ashp. [21:02:23] i keep thinking about loading civ V again [21:02:25] then i can't be bothered [21:04:28] me too [21:19:01] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MBccBKQ0oLU#at=13 [21:35:37] http://neckbeardmania.blogspot.com/ i am a new fan [21:36:02] ahp: why are you pedo scum [21:42:55] haha in overheard things: [21:42:56] "Olivia Wilde talking about blowjobs at the table behind me while I had dinner with my girlfriend and her mom. I hope that I earned some boyfriend points for not getting distracted by that." [21:43:08] i would do the fucking exorcist head to listen to olivia wilde talk about sucking a dick [23:46:35] man my stepkids have the shittest father, he got mad at vanessa for calling me 'stepfather' and started shouting that she can only call me ashley and he's their only father [23:49:10] ashp: kill him [23:49:48] vanessa does when she forgets [23:49:53] she only doesn't because of his crazy reactions [23:49:55] kick his ass ashp! [23:50:00] she made me a father's day gift once and he went mental [23:50:07] GranMasakari: i threatened to once, it was pretty funny [23:50:53] How'd he react ashp? [23:51:09] he shut the fuck up [23:51:18] at this point they are so retarded [23:51:22] that even the kids are just all :rolleyes: [00:18:10] l30 [00:18:15] this is for your own good bro [00:18:17] *** ashp sets mode: +b *!*asdfgh@*.tampfl.fios.verizon.net [00:18:23] *** LuigiThirty was kicked by ashp (gotta protect you from yourself) [00:39:33] what are you talking about [00:46:27] what are you watching? [00:48:06] i want a new mbp, mine is no longer new and shiny [00:48:37] fag [11:09:54] my kindle is broken ;_; [11:10:09] welp ashp [11:10:24] no [11:10:34] i dunno what happened but it looks like the screen took a bash to be honest [11:10:45] the corner of it is blank, and it's frozen on the screenssaver [11:10:48] and very clearly fucked [11:11:10] ashp: did you drop it? [11:11:14] nope [11:11:28] all i can think is that i chucked my bag down hard enough somewhere [11:11:44] about 3 months old because i got a replacement on my first kindle that also broke [11:11:48] i do [11:11:51] that's why i'm pissed off [11:11:58] i have a cover and it was inside my bag [11:12:00] but it's still dead [11:12:07] i'm going to, first thing at work [11:12:24] oh this should be good: http://bankofamericasuck.com/03/13/ex-bank-of-ameica-employee-can-prove-mortgage-fraud-part-1 [11:12:57] ipad, kindle aint got shit [11:15:57] sneaky fucking apple [11:16:03] makes sense tho, i can't blame them [11:16:10] the amazon/kindle attitude seems to be [11:16:14] they cost $130, who fucking cares, send a new one [11:17:08] yeah, it's too easy to just grab the rest of a series [11:23:30] laythun doesn't know about school [11:23:34] he's black after all [11:23:51] ashp: [11:40:10] if you can't use google to stalk a slut [11:40:12] why do they even exist [13:03:22] sup fags [13:04:40] rami [13:04:50] fire laythun for being a workshy motherfucker [13:05:14] fuck you ashp [13:05:24] stoat, sup bro [13:10:20] good [13:20:11] FUCK YOU VMWARE [13:21:53] this is why we don't let laythun design power planets [13:21:55] plants, too [13:21:57] JUST PUT IT IN A HOLE [13:30:42] HellGremlin: YOU BETTER BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING [13:30:45] HellGremlin: the american way [13:32:04] now spend more citizen! [13:32:09] BUY MORE THINGS!! PANIC THINGS!!! BUY BUY BUY [13:32:19] gonna get glassed son [13:32:34] Rami: can it continue on to africa, the most useless continent [13:32:41] I would love for that ashp [13:32:45] i had a dream a while ago about some world ending event [13:32:49] and we had to invade africa [13:32:55] it was the best land left in the owrld [13:33:01] we had to kill everyone to take it over, it was a crazy dream [13:33:28] everyone in africa is a rapist [13:51:02] my gym is closed for an entire week, i am raging out [13:53:56] no, spring break [13:54:31] i fucking hate [13:54:32] universities [13:57:19] i hate running :/ [14:18:00] the thing about arsenal is, they always try to walk it in [14:18:29] c ashp [14:18:38] fucking love the it crowd for that line [14:21:02] ashp: http://politicalcorrection.org/blog/201007150012 [14:22:35] Snowman: well, no surprise that republicans hate blacks [14:22:37] blacks are often poor [14:27:40] ashp: http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Voting+bills+draw+public+protests&articleId=d0a964bb-ea11-4fbc-a4ab-acc77f63c5f0 [14:27:54] so tired of how shit is here snowman [14:28:06] did you see the michigan crap yet? [14:28:23] i can't wait for the second great depresison to fully hit [14:28:30] maybe it'll distract these cunts from their evils [14:29:38] me too [14:38:43] that poor fucking guy [14:38:47] they are treating him so fucking badly [14:38:52] and it's so petty and unwarranted [14:46:57] so there's a bacon eating contest on the 26th [14:47:01] i am VERY tempted to apply [14:47:09] it's on a weekend, my coworker said he'll drive me there and support my eating [14:47:15] the last winner did 10oz of bacon in 5 minutes [14:47:18] i think we all agree that's pussyish [14:48:30] seriously it's not even 1lb [14:48:36] if you can't eat 1lb of bacon in 5 minutes you should die [14:48:47] i know! [14:48:51] i don't understand how they were so slow [14:48:55] must be some weird rule i don't understand [14:49:08] so what [14:49:09] i aint no pussy [14:49:28] go for it, ashp [14:49:41] ashp: is it cooked weight? [14:49:47] no idea [14:49:49] minas: yeah [14:49:52] pussy bacon too for an insult [14:50:10] shoot for 2lb, ashp [14:50:33] Mr. Stanton wins, having consumed a whopping 6.5 ounces of bacon. I, on the other hand, take last place. So, while Mr. Stanton walks away with five pounds of free bacon, [14:50:37] IF YOU WIN YOU GET FREE BACON [14:50:40] ok mians here's what i'm gonna do [14:50:46] i'm gonna get my wife to buy a bacon of bacon, and weigh it [14:50:49] and cook it for me this week [14:50:51] i'm gonna do a trial run [14:52:25] i'm gonna eat normal at work [14:52:29] then just stuff it in when i get home [14:52:32] gonna fucking wreck this contest [14:54:38] NICe [14:54:41] even more motivation [14:57:20] oh god [14:57:27] i have to work out how to move from mod_jk to mod_proxy_ajp [14:57:28] fuck life [14:59:28] ashp: you should aim for 1 piece of bacon every 15 seconds [14:59:38] easy [17:17:52] worst [17:17:54] interview [17:17:54] ever [17:17:56] that guy was SO FUCKING BORING [17:18:08] ashp: were you the interviewee or interviewer [17:18:15] interviewer [17:18:20] i just tuned out after a few minutes [17:18:24] he was boring the shit out of me [17:30:16] mud is a faggot hth [17:44:14] damn, looks like libya is backsliding because the other governments are useless cunts [18:14:37] why can't you stop being a fag and buy it [18:22:47] jesus you cheap cunt [18:22:48] just buy it [18:22:57] you're like the king of the motherfucking jews [18:23:16] yeah for thousands [18:23:21] not fighting over 10 quid [18:23:30] stealing fuckin gypsy [18:23:40] thieving cunt [19:04:03] ashp: why is she greying already [19:09:43] goddamn people are bad at interviewing [19:09:56] ashp: interview me [19:10:05] are you near boston? get here [19:10:24] yes [19:10:31] take 24, fuck [19:10:35] pretty much [19:10:41] all you require a normal persons personality [19:10:53] all i'm interviewing on is personality, another guy handles technical questions [19:10:59] i just want to know if people are autistic spergers [19:11:32] minecraft you say [19:11:35] sorry the job has filled byew [19:11:52] hahaha [19:11:53] HIRED [19:13:01] i don't think it's acceptable to anyone here [19:13:02] except me :( [19:41:35] D2 careful you ashp might get excited [19:57:04] they are replacing my kindle, no questions asked [19:57:05] rules [19:57:22] ashp: what did you do to it [19:57:49] what happened ashp? [19:58:26] 'I'm sorry your Kindle isn't working. I'm sending you a replacement Kindle via One Day Shipping to get it to you as soon as possible' [19:58:38] i dunno, it was in my bag [19:58:41] took it out and the screen was fucked [20:14:19] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beqidmnGGyU&feature=player_embedded [20:26:54] <+irn> EisernLint, my Japanese girlfriend broke up with me today. [20:26:55] <+irn> Oh well, plenty more in the sea [20:28:43] c [20:28:53] HEY YOU GUYS NEED SOME NOSQL :SMUG NECKBEARD: [20:32:28] http://imgzen.us/viewer.php?file=51870090856056320090.jpg yesssss [20:33:10] http://imgzen.us/viewer.php?file=41170759499576387887.jpg [21:24:42] not to click ashp links at work [21:35:28] i wish it was friday, friday, wanna get down on friday [21:40:31] whoa did you know bananas are radioactive [21:40:35] this is new to me [21:40:49] Bananas are radioactive enough to regularly cause false alarms on radiation sensors used to detect possible illegal smuggling of nuclear material at US ports [21:41:11] fuckin bananas [21:41:14] ON A BANANA STRIKE [21:41:24] ashp dont freak out [21:41:39] GET MY BUBBLE [21:41:47] GET ME OUT OF MY OWN BODY HE;LP [21:41:57] same, i am on a train [21:42:00] laggy as fuck [21:42:17] ashp 2g mobile internet with like 30% signal [21:42:45] hahaha same here, and i just tried to load a video stream so welp [21:43:22] fuck i gave up [21:45:28] by being fucking AWESOME [22:11:45] you know after reading all these threads [22:11:48] i don't think i want to change jobs [22:11:55] because apparently real companies work it people to the bone in america [22:12:20] whereas i rage out about having to walk to a different gy [22:12:44] all i do is drink coffee and read reddit all day [22:13:01] i get shit done when it has to happen but most of the time i just coast through the day [22:13:08] but then i bring superor british values to cruddy american workers [22:13:13] so it's no wonder i find life easy [22:13:23] but like today i raged out about the gym [22:13:25] ashp: what does that mean [22:13:27] and then said to my coworker [22:13:30] FINE I WILL JUST TAKE A TWO HOUR LUNCH THEN [22:13:38] and i realized i can't exactly do that in a real job [22:14:49] ashp [22:15:29] i do some actual work every 3 months or so [22:15:31] then coast off that [23:05:01] someone has too much fucking time on their hand [23:05:02] http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132662703 [23:11:22] whoah ashp [23:25:07] my kid won't stop screaming [23:25:12] because she doesn't want water at bedtime [23:25:17] she's not having a lot of success [00:18:14] fuck off l30!!!! FUCK OFF!!! [00:19:03] lets lower the passion levels ashp [00:19:38] A quake-stricken nuclear plant in Japan has been hit by a third explosion in four days, amid fears of a meltdown. [00:25:03] ... [00:28:22] what ashp [09:52:40] *** Quits: ashp (ashp@coldfront-80E49FDF.ovh.net) (frozen.coldfront.net ice.coldfront.net) [09:53:05] *** Joins: ashp (ashp@coldfront-80E49FDF.ovh.net) [13:18:59] http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/14/germany-new-boom-making-stuff [13:23:10] IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY [13:23:31] sup ashp, you nobgoblin [13:23:35] sup minass [13:24:51] shut up ashp [13:24:56] *** ashp sets mode: +b *!*omradeVir@*.lightspeed.clmboh.sbcglobal.net [13:24:58] *** KomradeVirtunov was kicked by ashp (out) [13:25:05] hopefully even df won't object to this one [13:44:46] hulk SMASH [14:02:53] i am [14:02:56] so raging at my job [14:02:59] thati was having trouble hiding it [14:05:41] kill them all, ashp [14:06:18] i have to spread my patching over THREE FUCKING NIGHST [14:06:26] BECAUSE THESE FUCKING CUNTGOBLINS CAN'T STAND A SECOND OF DOWNTIME [14:06:31] AT EIGHT FUCKING PM BECAUSE OH GOD WHAT IF SOMEONE IS USING THE VPN [14:06:59] BECAUSE THEY HAVE VITAL FUCKING UNIVERSITY BUSINESS AT EIGHT BECAUSE HTIS IS A FUCKING 24/7 BANK?? NO IT'S A FUCKING SCHOOL YOU FUCKING CUNTS TAKE A FIVE MINUTE FUCKING BREAK YOU PIECES OF SHIT I FUCKING HOPE EVERY ONE OF THE VPN USERS GETS CANCER AND DIES [14:07:52] yes our JAPANESE BRANCH OF HARVARD [14:07:56] FUCK YOU BARBARO YUOU dsFKDSLFKDSLFKDS [14:09:18] hey ashp how's the 2 kids and the dog [14:10:27] RAMI I HOPE TH?EY ARE ALL DEAD TOO [14:10:32] I HOPE LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD DIES [14:12:03] ashp can't hate santa can he? [14:16:04] ashp: hates everything it see,s [14:27:24] oh i hope i go with everyone [14:28:29] i am tempted to kill myself [14:50:31] my dick is 100% efficient [14:53:22] blam :( [14:58:43] THINGS ARE CONTAINED: 1439: A 30km (18 mile) no-fly zone is in place around Fukushima, says the IAEA. [15:01:27] Tepco says it may start pouring water from a helicopter over Fukushima Daiichi's reactor four in the next few days, to cool the spent-fuel pool. lol [15:57:08] just like how maz can suck a dick in 3 seconds with his eyes closed [17:25:34] fuckkkk [17:25:41] our flood insurance deductible is $1000 [17:35:53] haha i like this guys approach to gay marriage [17:35:58] he's a christian that supports gay marriage [17:36:07] because it means when they divorce the judge can't automatically fuck over the man in favor of the woman [17:36:19] i fucking love that [17:36:55] yeah i recommend ssh you fucking nublet [17:37:36] ssh, socks [17:38:00] no [17:38:10] google 'ssh socks tunnel' [17:38:22] you ssh from work->home turning on the socks proxy, done [17:38:37] http://blog.mic-b.com/?p=975 [17:38:59] the socks runs on your desktop at work, 127.0.0.1, and forwards all requests to the proxy over to the ssh you made to your home [17:48:03] well done tyrehl, you finally figured out that ssh can act as a proxy [17:48:05] you were killing me for a moment [17:51:51] all you have to do is forward 26000 to wherever eve connects to [17:52:04] http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=EVE_via_an_SSH_tunnel oh that was an easy google [17:52:30] or just install openvpn on your windows box, run it on port 22 [17:52:34] then connect to it via work [17:52:36] way easier than all this shit [17:53:21] stoat: it had step by step instructions as he's dumb :O [17:56:36] WHY WOULD YOU [17:56:43] WHO WOULD KNOW AND REMEMBER SUCH A THING [17:58:29] our CTO has a 35k bmp in his signature [18:14:23] i'm going to have a release in your mother [18:18:01] i can do it [18:18:05] super spunk [18:43:46] except why the fuck would you want to call them [18:55:40] toxic is useless, no surprise [19:05:01] old [19:54:45] yeah, you're here [19:54:46] BOOM [20:06:28] i am entering a 'march madness' contest, something to do with basketball i believe [20:06:41] ashp its easier to just kill yourself [20:06:54] i am just going to pick at random [20:07:02] ashp the rage will be so strong [20:07:41] i know [20:07:43] i can't fucking WAIT [20:07:45] to win by accident [20:17:26] so i convinced my boss i can spend $1700 on online training today [20:17:47] they have all kinds of ccna training on there [20:17:54] i am tempted to just take random qualifications until i get a payrise [20:17:55] ashp: gays get ccna's [20:22:21] Trigger: what's a ccnp [20:23:30] fine i'll do one in my spare time [20:23:32] it can't be hard [20:23:34] it's just wires and shit [20:24:06] layer 8: ur face [20:24:11] all problems are layer 8 [20:24:23] trigger i once worked with a cunt that had a ccna [20:24:26] and he insisted over and over to me [20:24:31] that it was impossible to put devices on .0 [20:24:34] regardless of your subnet [20:24:40] and we had the biggest fuckign argument about this shit [20:24:52] and it ended up with me telling him to FUCK OFF AND DIE and then doing whatever iw anted [20:25:05] the original router they had was on .0 in the middle of a /23 for some reason [20:25:20] yeah it was like 10.1.1.0 or whatever [20:25:24] and he insisted it was impossible [20:26:06] haha what is it about 0 that makes people spurge [20:26:13] i used to be the hostmaster for versatel.nl [20:26:16] so all i did was subnets all fucking day [20:26:27] i don't remember most of it now but i used to be able to rattle off the subnet for anything from /12 and larger [20:27:03] i hate cisco for reversing them all :( [20:33:02] fucking ashp [20:43:05] http://i.imgur.com/Z1xpF.jpg - what talking to jks is like [20:51:51] i support walker thanks to snowman [20:51:52] as i hate women [20:53:44] who? [20:54:42] ashp landlord said yesterday [20:54:55] oh, gasy [20:54:56] gay, too [20:55:02] hope you left a fat dildo strapped to the door [20:55:15] "hahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahaha" [20:55:43] it's not your fucking place anyway [20:55:46] why would you guys do that [20:56:05] i'd refuse to let them in [20:56:18] ashp: I told them to go away [20:56:19] he's such a fucking tool [21:25:48] ashp [23:43:07] i got my new kindle [23:43:09] and it's broken [23:43:11] i give up [23:43:13] nice job ashp [23:43:17] ashp doesnt have much luck with life [23:43:42] seriously it has a giant smear on the screen [23:43:43] how depressing [23:52:51] seriously [23:52:54] why am i cursed by amazon [23:54:48] i got my new kindle [23:54:48] and it's broken [23:55:02] i kno right [23:55:43] yes [23:55:47] i was going to buy a lottery ticket [23:55:52] and i just thought "why bother?" [23:55:52] cue nearest reactor to ashp's home melting [23:55:57] you watch, the winner will be from that store [23:56:16] KomradeVirtunov: ashp will get sent to japan [00:47:02] god i need a new wife [00:47:08] she forgot to feed the dog [00:47:16] and when i make an issue of it she acts like i'm being unfair [00:47:18] and unreasonable [00:47:24] thats just women logic ashp [00:47:27] OH IT'S OK FOR THE DOG TO STARVE IF YOU FORGOT HOW DARE I RAISE IT [00:47:54] i fucking hate women [00:48:06] i wish i could just keep one in the basement that was banned from talking [00:48:57] i should [00:50:07] i am just tired of her dumb shit [00:50:14] and her shitty attitude any time i call her on anything [00:50:27] ashp [00:50:38] i know, i know, it's just enraging [00:50:41] i know it's useless to replace her [00:50:45] why are they such cunts [01:10:01] the amazon guy i talked to was super swedish [01:10:06] and i made a joke that he sounded like an eric [01:10:08] and his name is erick :/ [01:14:05] :( [01:19:12] poor ashp [01:26:05] get your mcse [01:26:39] do it [01:26:43] then bill work when you past [01:26:47] pass, even [01:26:56] i am trialing this cbtnuggets.com site [01:27:19] i printed out a $1600 quote for my boss [01:27:23] and put it on his desk to sign off on [01:27:28] so i should have access soon :) [01:27:37] gonna do the vmware stuff, then a ccna, then some security crap [01:27:41] just to keep my brain alive [01:28:33] ccna seems annoying as it's memorizing shit [01:28:38] let me tell you something about the cbt cd's [01:28:44] better fucking hope you're using windows as they don't work on osx [01:28:53] i also dunno if they are as up to date as the streaming [01:29:04] uses some weird mwv protocol you can't use on the mac [01:29:09] flip4mac, mplayer, vlc, none of them can use it [01:29:12] ssp2 or something [01:29:22] ashp [01:29:45] the new shit is all silverlight, with the streaming at least [01:29:59] i wonder if they buffer the entire video up front so i can load it up then hit the train [01:30:49] [21:28] <%ashp> ccna seems annoying as it's memorizing shit [01:31:37] well i do so it shouldn't be that hard [01:31:52] thanks 15 year old self and copy of tcp/ip illustrated volume 1 [01:33:28] you need to remember the layers: [01:33:29] All Pussy Seems To Need Douching Periodically [01:33:55] Arse Pounders Seem To Neglect Delicious Pussy [01:34:33] ashp went to a strange networking class [01:34:49] http://www.osi7layer.com/ [01:34:49] lol [01:36:06] hax a nugz account [01:36:12] or make work pay $200 a month for one [01:36:22] unlimited people can use it as long as it's only one concurrent connection [13:13:40] i did NOT want to come to work today :( [13:32:21] sup ashp [13:32:25] anyone here know who rick schroder is? [13:32:28] he was in nypd blue and 24 [13:38:37] i wonder how many tied up schoolgirls in basements died in japan? [13:39:17] me too [13:39:19] for the boy [13:39:24] it has standing pegs on the front AND back [13:39:25] pretty awesome! [13:39:29] waste of money [13:39:32] could have got a cheapo [13:39:37] pop down to halfords [13:39:49] ashp spent $20 on his son's bike [13:40:00] i dunno how much we spent [13:40:18] maz i can't even imagine you riding a bike you spindly fucker [13:40:33] yeah when you were 13 [13:40:35] like we all did [13:40:50] did i tell you about my cousins new bike, he got it in october [13:41:10] lol apparently we spent $136 on the bike and helmet, a classy bike [13:41:20] see maz here's your mistake [13:41:24] you just spent 2800 on a bike [13:41:29] THAT YOU PLAN TO RIDE IN FUCKING MANCHESTER [13:41:32] ARE YOU MENTAL [13:41:44] same rules as amsterdam motherfucker, buy the cheapest garbage so when it IS stolen you don't care [13:42:11] yeah but cars are fucking gay [13:42:14] i'd rather spend 3k on a bike [13:42:44] ashp: not riding it to work or shit [13:42:58] ride it into a canyon FUCK YOU!! [13:43:03] no seriously what the fuck man post some bike porn [13:43:04] get posting [13:47:47] ashp: YOU ASK FOR PICTURES AND THEN YOU VANISH [13:50:06] sorry i was taking a shit [13:50:07] SORRY [13:50:22] bike doesn't look cool enough to be 2800 but it's ok i guess!! [13:51:01] instead of bikes i ride with my friends, have to pick which seat i want, it's pretty hard - do i want to sit in the front or